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Parenting Quips and Quotes


I invite you to read part of the collection of 'quips and quotes' I have on Parenting. Some will make you smile, some will make you think, and the rest will touch your heart. Enjoy----Denise.

Howard:Well then. How are you gonna support my daughter? How are you gonna live? How are you gonna eat? Chachi:Mr C., after we're married something is bound to come along. Howard:Yeah! Then you're gonna have to feed that, too!
- Tom Bosley as Howard Cunningham and Scott Baio as Chachi Arcola (Quotes from "Happy Days")

Children are a great comfort in old age----and they help you reach it much faster, too!
- Lionel M Kaufman

The school will teach children how to read, but the environment of the home must teach them what to read. The school can teach them how to think, but the home must teach them what to believe.
- Charles A. Wells (Quotes for Mom's about Mom's and Parenting)

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
- Lane Olinhouse

Children spell "love" ... T-I-M-E.
- Dr. Anthony P. Witham

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
(Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy)

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
- Lion

A mother understands what a child does not say.
- Jewish Proverb

Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep more kids off the streets at night than the strictest curfew.
(Oneliners and proverbs)

Kids can be a pain in th neck when they're not a lump in your throat.
- Barbara Johnson

A child today faces more sexual signals and temptations on the way to school than his grandfather did on Saturday night when he was looking for them.
- Josh McDowell

The rules for parents are but three... love, limit, and let them be.
- Elaine M. Ward

"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist after he grows up."
- Pablo Picasso

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