(sung to the tune of "On Top Of Old Smokey")

At camp with the Girl Scouts
They gave us a drink
We thought it was Kool-Aid
Because it was pink

But the thing that they told us
Would have grossed out a moose
That great tasting pink drink
Was really bug juice

It looks fresh and fruity
Like tasty Kool-Aid
But the bug that are in it
Were murdered with raid

We drank it by gallons
We drank it by tons
But then the next morning
We all had the runs

Next time you drink bug juice
And a fly drives you mad
He's just getting even
'Cause you swallowed his dad

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